Syria has a father!???

"Syria urged by father to release journalist daughter,"-CBC

The country of Syria has a father? Who is the father? Jordan? And who is the mother? Libya? Does Syria have siblings too? Do they get along? Does father love one of them best? I just can`t stop obsessing about this!!!!!

Do they go on vacations to Europe together? Is there a hotel big enough for all of them? Oh God, stop, stop, stop it mind!!! I gotta work!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/05/04/syria-assad-siege.html

Dick in a Box

Musings by Kevin R. Burns

Mystery of Titanic`s unknown child solved! Turns out it was actually me! And I am really 99 years old, but I look great for my age!



I try to keep my mind open, that was until that day, I got some dust in it.

George Carlin - The American Dream

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN. (1) FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. (2) NOTHING - means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED. (3) GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, DO NOT DO IT. (4) WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying F**K YOU. (5) THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

--from a post at Facebook

Family Law- Child Custody

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