Syria has a father!???

"Syria urged by father to release journalist daughter,"-CBC

The country of Syria has a father? Who is the father? Jordan? And who is the mother? Libya? Does Syria have siblings too? Do they get along? Does father love one of them best? I just can`t stop obsessing about this!!!!!

Do they go on vacations to Europe together? Is there a hotel big enough for all of them? Oh God, stop, stop, stop it mind!!! I gotta work!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/05/04/syria-assad-siege.html

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