Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Bull semen spill shuts down US highway

A spill of frozen bull semen bound for a breeder in the state of Texas triggered a scare that temporarily shut down a US interstate highway during the morning rush hour.

The incident began when the driver of a Greyhound bus carrying the freight alerted the fire department he had lost a part of his load while negotiating the ramp on a highway near Nashville.

"We didn't know what it was, but we were told (the canisters) were non-toxic," said Maggie Lawrence, a fire department spokeswoman. Bovine Spunk Story Continued

Apparently the driver lost his load. Brings back memories. Yepper, I still remember the day I lost my load on I5. The good news is, a few pretty hefers next to the highway are now with child!!!!!

"Geez Martha, what the hell did ya put in this here coffee, God damn it tastes like Beef Semen!!!!"

"Strange, Bill doesn`t have second cups of Martha`s coffee...."

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