George Carlin - The American Dream

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN. (1) FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. (2) NOTHING - means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED. (3) GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, DO NOT DO IT. (4) WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying F**K YOU. (5) THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

--from a post at Facebook

Family Law- Child Custody

Comedy - In Living Color - Parody Vanilla Ice - Jim Carrey

Damn!...I think I been mutated!!!

I think I been mutated!!!!

by Kevin R. Burns

20,20,20 - 4 hours ago,... I think I bin mutated!!!

But my wife thinks its a real improvement, from when - we dated!!!

Just get me to the airport on a cargo plane

Hurry hurry hurry before I GLOW in vain!

I can`t control my fingers I can`t control my brain

Oh no no no no!!!!



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Well worth watching! United Nations

On bed bugs, the treatment of women and more.

United Nations

Been Working Out

Been working out lately, I have found in the past that I didn`t get much results, but since I have
put on this outrageous Austrian accent, my muscles are bulging, babes are talking to me,
and I have this strange desire to govern Kalifornia!